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Saturday, April 23, 2011

MR. HAPPY

Mr. Happy was born around 1988. His first appearance was at red lobster in Grand Forks. During trips to the USA we would do anything to embarrass one another in public. This usually included yelling at someone to "hurry up" or "lets go you idiot" while one of us were trying to shop at the greatest stores ever- Suncoast or the Warner brothers store. A nice one was screaming " I DON'T LOVE YOU GUYS ANYMORE" and running away
Dale , Hugh and myself went for a nice dinner at Red Lobster. Halfway through dinner I was getting a little uncomfortable due to gas. Then an idea hit me. I let out a gigantic fart that was seat ripping. The whole section we were in came to complete silence. Dale and Hugh sat in shock and disbelief at what I had just done. I tried to maintain a straight face and keep my composure. Suddenly the silence was broken with laughter coming from the table behind us. Then more laughter + more. We turned around to see 3 couples dressed to the nines- suits, ties and fancy dresses- all laughing their asses off. One guy - who looked like Johnny Fever from WKRP - was laughing so hard tears were streaming down his cheeks. Then we all lost it and the whole place was laughing. Thus the birth of Mr. Happy who brings joy and laughter to the world. Mr. Happy's world tour included Wal-mart, Dairy Queen- and a stint at Burger King where Hugh actually left the table to sit elsewhere. Sometimes  even Mr Happy cant bring happiness to everyone - but he tried.
GOOD TIMES

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