GRADE 5 – My best friend Steve was warned by the teacher (Mrs. Bonkowski) not to make any more fart noises with his armpit. Five minutes later gets caught again. His punishment – must stand on his desk in front of the whole class and fart with his armpit for a half hour. He thought it was funny for the first few minutes- then he got tired and it soon became torture.
Steve again thought it was funny to stand on his desk and imitate same teacher (Mrs. Bonkowski) not knowing she was just entering the class. Punishment – A hard five across the lips. Mrs. Bonkowski didn’t fool around. Was actually a super nice teacher but Steve got on her nerves.
Steve again. Grabbed the big stapler off Mrs. Bonkowski’s desk, put his thumb between the stapler and base and asked “ANYONE DARE ME TO DO IT” - Another kid in my class came up behind him and said “YA I DO” and slammed the stapler down on his thumb. The staple went right into his thumb nail all the way – the nurse had to take it out. OUCH.
Steve used to spray things with his mom’s hairspray and light it on fire, dolls, toys, anything – looked cool and if you dropped it in water right away the object didn’t burn just the hairspray on top. He then got the bright idea to spray his arm with hairspray and light it on fire- which he did. It was cool to watch for sure, but it burned faster than he thought and went up his whole arm. Good thing I was on hand with the hose or he would have burned himself even worse.
Unfortunately for Steve - alcohol got the better off him at the young age of fourteen. He drowned passed out in two feet of water. Rest in peace buddy. Kids stay away from the booze and drugs.
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