SOMETIMES I'M EMBARRASSED TO BE A MAN

You know what bothers me to no end. Guys who insult girls just to make themselves feel better about their failings. To say something about somebody's appearance that isnt true just to get under their skin, that is really hurtful. To all you idiots out there-  GROW UP

THAT OLD MAN JUST WONT GIVE UP

Just when you thought it was safe to go out in the snow, the old man is back and this time he brought his hazmat suit ( or hes a hardcore DEVO fan ).   This time hes out for revenge and I think hes sizing up that fence post. I hope he doesn't have an axe or chainsaw, because he wants yet another 10 feet of back-up space.

In the second video I think he may be tunneling under the earth for an underground parking lot.

Don't forget folks hes snowplowing my neighbors grass.

LEONARDO DECRAPRIO

I have had an angry viewer who was upset about my adding Leonardo DiCaprio to my list of  WHO SHOULD NOT BE FAMOUS ANYMORE.    Well I challenge you to prove me wrong. Besides His only good movie in my opinion ( Titanic- come on that was 1996 ) name his other great works. Movies that you can watch over and over. Not just once and say " ya that was good".  Have you ever finished watching one  of his movies and said "wow I'm going to buy that when it comes out"
Unless they make Titanic 2 he will be on the list for good.

THOSE DAMN INSTRUCTIONS

I put allot of things together- bikes, toys, Ikea crap, furniture, bookcases -etc.  I always follow the instructions. The problem is 99.9 times out of 100 the instructions are flawed. Its either the people who make them are morons or they are just trying to screw with you.  They throw in extra pieces, mislabel pieces, put pieces from other projects, and probably other odds and ends from the workplace they happen to find. I once found a spark plug mixed in with a swing set.  Sometimes the steps are mixed up. Nothing makes me madder than reaching STEP 5 only to realize STEP 1 is backwards.  #$%!  Worst of all - your almost complete and something breaks.  Then you have to make a decision
 
A.  take the whole *&%%##@ thing apart, put it back in the box ( impossible ) and drag the crappy thing back to the store, making the last two hours of your your life null and void.
OR
B. grab the crazy glue, duct tape, and jiffy marker - and fix that mess and shove it in a dimly lit corner before your wife sees it. Because if she sees it guaranteed your going to plan A.
Me being of the lazy sort I always choose B.
I think women are the ones responsible for all the instruction and their master plan is to make men feel inferior.
I THINK ITS A GLOBAL CONSPIRACY
OR
I JUST PLAIN CANT READ
EITHER WAY I'M PISSED.

NOTE - "don't hold a cordless drill between your legs while your trying to steady a shelf." those drill bits are sharp and I have the hole completely through my foot to prove it.

MOVIES THAT I HAVE NOT FINISHED BECAUSE IM SO ANGRY

I watch movies right to the end, sometimes even past the credits to see final jokes and whatnot. I'm a die hard.  There is the rare occasion when a movie is so boring and senseless it just makes you angry and the only choice you have is to push stop. Here is a short list of movies that have made me snap.
SHUTTER ISLAND
   - so boring and artsy + I had already guessed the ending anyway


PINEAPPLE EXPRESS
- if I don't laugh in the first hour - forget it


INCEPTION -
    more Leonardo crap, yeah i understood it, 0-story all effects, I'm going to add Leonardo to
                             my list of people who should not be famous.
DINNER FOR SCHMUCKS-
 again don't laugh in an hour where's the stop button

GET HIM TO THE GREEK 
 - Now here is a movie that truly made me stark raving mad. I actually  felt
   a blood vessel break in my temple. I blacked out, woke up with my face in
   the cheese dip, fists clenched and to what looked like human feces on the
   TV . I also may have bit the dog in my rage, I dont know shes not
    talking.  NUFF SAID

                                    
I will be reviewing more movies but for now I'm done, I'm too upset. If you have any movies you would to rant about feel free to leave your comments.

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OLD MAN DOWN THE ROAD

You may ask me "why are you mad about this" it looks like an old man plowing a back lane of snow.

But what he is actually doing is snowplowing my neighbors GRASS right up the the fence. Why you ask?  Because some old people need an extra 30 feet to back their car out of the garage. This is not the first time this 100+ old man has done this. Last winter he snowplowed and when the thaw came my neighbor awoke to a ripped up lawn. When his plow has done all it can he brings out the shovel to scrape what remaining grass is left. I think once a certain age is reached people should have to retake their drivers licence to see if they have the capacity to still drive.

TLC

I thought TLC stood for the learning channel, the only thing I learned today was not to have 20 freakin kids.

CELEBRITIES

   You know what I hate. Celebrities who have their 15 minutes of fame last for years because Hollywood cant come up with people who have actual talent.
Here is my list of who should not be famous anymore.
Brad Pitt
Angelina Jolie
Jennifer Aniston
George Cloony
Johnny Depp
Lindsay Lohan ( added by an irate viewer)
Keannu Reeves
Leonardo Decaprio
Paris Hilton  (added by a disgruntled viewer )
Jennifer Aniston (has done absolutely nothing since friends )
Jennifer Lopez

Any singer who hasn't had a new CD in at least 3 years
As I get madder my list will grow.
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EVEN THIS BLOG IS MAKING ME ANGRY

I cant even get this blog to work properly, cant access it in google search, what the hell is wrong here.  AAGAGAHHAHAH

Even this blog is making me angry

I cant even locate this blog on the internet, im getting angrier by the minute.

WHATS UP WITH THIS SNOW

I am so sick of shovelling snow. I have nowhere else to put it. I guess my neighbor is going to get a little extra in his front yard a 3:00 in the morning.
Don't even get me started with Oprah. I cant wait for the final episode. Im just hoping my cable company doesnt have the O-NETWORK.
Whats with people ringing the doorbell like their playing centipede, MY KID IS SLEEPING YOU MORON.
My day is just starting and so is this blog.
More shortly. Alot of things get me angry.