MORE TRAFFIC POLICE MORONS

The other day I was dropping my kid off at a school for an activity.  It was 7:30 pm and there was no place to park. As I was only going to be in the building for approx 2 minutes I decided to park in the school horseshoe partially blocking the side walk.  I was getting out of the car when I hear  " HEY YOU PARKED ON THE SIDEWALK" in a totally whinny ironic voice. I look and I see a guy on the other side of the street walking his dog. What does this guy care, does he think I dont see where I'm parked. Is he a member of the parking police. I yelled back "I KNOW - I'LL PARK WHERE I WANT SO SHUT UP".  If  I do something that does not affect you in any way - shut the hell up.  I felt like following him and waiting for his dog to take a piss and yell  " hey your dog is taking a piss - are you gonna pick that up". That would equal his comment  in stupidity".   

MOVIE REVIEW PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2

Watched this movie the other day and I was a little dissapointed. It took a long time to get started and did not have the scare factor of the first. It was a descent movie and had its moments but I was looking for more. I think the first had its originality and was hard to improve on. I would still recommend to watch it though- it was still good and built on the original story and had some good make you jump moments.

MOVIE REVIEW - FASTER

FASTER -  This movie had an interesting story. There were some good action scenes, but was still kinda boring and predictable.  It was worth watching once but that’s it.  Starring THE ROCK from wwe.   

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MORE MOVIES NOT TO WATCH

SKYLINE -  0 story - shit ass ending

MY SOUL TO TAKE- story did not make sense- predictable ending- overall garbage

I AM NOT GOING TO TAKE IDIOT DRIVERS ANYMORE

Tonight I had to drive some family members home for an emergency. As I pull up I had to stop a little sideways on the road to let them out because of parked cars and snow hills. As they are getting out,cars are passing me going in the opposite direction. One idiot driver lays on the horn as he passes because he feels he is the driving police. Not just honk we're talking a 5 second honk. He had more than enough room to get by as did the 3 cars before him. So you know what I did? I u-turned my ass around - caught up to him and every time we stopped a a stop sign I laid on the horn. I don't know if he - or she ( most likely he ) got scared or was really at their turn but he turned left off the street - so I gave him a farewell 10 second blast of the horn.  I am really tired of impatient drivers and horn police. Sure if you have a good reason to lay on the horn all the power to you, but if your doing it to be an a-hole- I am not going to take it anymore and I will give it back ten-fold, and make your ride just as miserable as you. 

SESAME STREET WILL.I.AM

I have to say this video is kind of catchy, my kid watched it 50 times today. Good stuff for kids, thought I would share. I dont like most new groups or music but the Black Eyed Peas are alright. I think this could be my favorite video.

FAVORITE SCARY MOVIES

THE AMITYVILLE HORROR ( 1979 )
This movie scared me beyond belief when I first saw it in the theatre. I woke up at 3:15 am for years after.

THE EXORCIST 1 + 3
Excellent movies.  #3 has probably the single most scariest scene I've ever seen. Make the hair on my neck stand up every single time I see it.

THE CHANGELING 
Another great ghost story with some chilling scenes. Watch out for wheel chairs, and rubber balls.

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY
Best scary movie in a long time, plain and simple. Every time I wake up in the middle of the night I think about this movie.

THE SHINING
 Creepy little girls get you every time.

QUARANTINE
Another cam-style movie that keeps you on the edge of your seat.

PSYCHO
Always a classic

THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT
Alot of people don't like this movie but I thought it had its moments.

THE RING
Alot of creepy thing in this movie

To me horror and scary are two slightly different categories. To me horror has some action to it where scary is more psychological.  Here are some of my favorite horror movies.

DAWN OF THE DEAD  (original + remake )
THE EVIL DEAD   1+2+3
THE THING
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET   (original )
HALLOWEEN   ( original )
THE FOG     ( original )
SALEMS LOT
RACE WITH THE DEVIL
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD  (original and remake )

I also have to mention a movie I just saw called
LET ME IN

I don't really know what category to put this under but it was an excellent movie
Horror/coming of age/ love ?

AMERICAN IDOL / IDIOT

What a huge waste of time American idol is. A whole show dedicated to giving one person 10 minutes of fame- I won’t even give them 15. C’mon look at these losers, after the final episode when they chose the winner you never see them again- unless their in rehab for something. Has there been any with more than 1 hit song, most don’t even have 1.
You can’t tell me they don’t manipulate the votes for whoever they want to win.
I can’t believe I actually watched it for two seasons before I came to my senses, I am embarrassed. As for the judges they have now, what can I say.
Jennifer Lopez – May have had some kind of singing career 10 years ago, but I can’t remember any hits that I liked. She tried her hand at acting but that dug her grave even deeper. I’m going to add her to the list if  "people who shouldn’t be celebrities anymore"

Randy Jackson– I don’t know who resurrected this guy from his 70s grave, I’ve never heard of him before this show. When this show finally gets cancelled I’m sure he will crawl back to obscurity.

Steven Tyler–– The only guy on the panel who once had real talent, even though he looks like somebody dug up a mummy.

Paula Abdul- That’s a whole different blog on its own   

JACK-ASS OF THE DAY

I was at McDonalds this morning getting some breakfast when suddenly the guy standing next to me yelled quite angrily " HEY MANAGER, CAN YOU GET SOME MORE PEOPLE UP HERE IT’S GETTING CRAZY". He had already paid for his food and was waiting for it to be ready. I was surprised to see not one employee look in his direction or acknowledge him. I looked behind myself and saw that there was only one person behind me and I wondered what this guy was yelling about. A few moments later a server came and gave him a juice and egg mcmuffin. He then got upset and said rather loud "HEY YOU FORGOT MY COFFEE". The server looked at the bill which was right in front of him and said "You didn’t order coffee; you ordered juice and an egg mcmuffin". He then got louder and said "I ORDERED A COFFEE AND PAID FOR IT". The server was quite polite and said she could get him a coffee but would have to take the juice back. He says "JUST GET ME THE COFFEE". I could this guy was just trying to scam them for a free coffee because McDonalds is known to just give you whatever you say is missing without questions. This guy was dumb enough to try it with the bill right in front of him, and trying to be loud and obnoxious to get his way. She gave him is coffee, took the juice back and he grabbed his tray and turned to me. I just shook my head and gave him the look that said -you’re an idiot. He walked past me to the guy behind me and started to tell him what crappy service this place has and how stupid the staff is. I don’t know if this guy has psyche issues or just an a-hole. Either way I felt like slapping him.

MOVIE REVIEWS - ALL MOVIES ARE OUT OF 5

MONSTERS
This was a complete snooze job- Boring  0

I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE (2010)
This movie was a little bit disturbing but ended up being a good revenge flick. Gory  2.5

MACHETE
This movie was absolute garbage. 0

THE LAST EXORCISM
This movie had potential half way in, but went right down the crap hole at the end. 1

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (2010)
This movie was watchable ,nothing special.   1.5

GOING THE DISTANCE
This movie should have been called "going to sleep".  Predictable slow paced drivel, even the wife didnt like it.  1

RESIDENT EVIL 4 (3D)
Some good zombie action. 3D was amazing. As good as the rest of the series.  3.5

NIGHT OF THE DEMONS(2010)
Absolute garbage  0

PREDATORS
Awesome action flick, quite surprised  3.5

FROZEN
Hard to categorize this flick. Simple premise but I enjoyed it.  3

THE A TEAM
Hard to watch. Very disappointing. 1.5

HAVE A GREAT TRIP SIS

Come back safe and sound or I will be very angry.